hi I'm charlie
I'm a fossil fuel lobbyist
But my real passion is wetland destruction
I will be at the Space Station soon, recruiting for Lockheed Martin
Stop on by and learn about the our exciting opportunities
Queer people are welcome as long as you're Pete Buttigieg kinda queer
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